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There were two cows in a field. One said "moo", the other one said "I was going to say that!"  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The challenge of leadeship is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.  

JOKE

 Wat Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions - Ur Greatest Enemy Fals From 8th Floor, On Ur Brand New Car And U Dont Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry.