SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

 LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

JOKE 

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SMS

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.
 

JOKES

  

 School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt  holidays! 

SMS

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.
”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

“People are islands,' she said. 'They don't really touch. However close they are, they're really quite separate. Even if they've been married for fifty years.”  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Good leaders have a servant’s heart. To some, the term servant implies low respect; Jesus equated servanthood with greatness. Long-term respect does not come from status or ability – it is earned by serving those you are called to lead.

  

JOKE

 Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My  Dog"

is exactly the same as  your brother's. Did you copy from him?

Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

  

SMS

 Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

“Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.” 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

Good leaders are people of integrity. Leaders are held to the highest standards, because a significant part of their job is to teach these standards to others. Hypocrisy is one of the biggest pitfalls of leadership. The hypocrite loses all credibility.
  

 JOKE

Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?

Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps

and be a policeman.

Teacher: I didn't know your father was a

policeman.

Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!

SMS

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 "The end of a relationship is not always a failure. Sometimes all the love in the world is not enough to save something. In these cases, it is not a matter of fault from either person. Some things cannot be, it's as simple as that.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 Good leaders have integrity. Integrity is simply about being real at all times, even when no one is watching. This means strictly adhering to your moral principles at all times. Leaders who say one thing and do another lower trust and destroy the cohesiveness of the team.
  

JOKE

  I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.

Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.

SMS

 "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."    

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS  

  

 The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. It’s got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.
  

 JOKE 

Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”

  

JOKE 

 A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

SMS

 “Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”

JOKE 

 Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Funny Short Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

SMS

  

Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Every couple needs to argue now and then. Just to prove that the relationship is strong enough to survive. Long-term relationships, the ones that matter, are all about weathering the peaks and the valleys.”  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops. 

JOKE

Two goldfish in a bowl Talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

SMS

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Why is it," he said, one time, at the subway entrance, "I feel I've known you so many years?"
"Because I like you," she said, "and I don't want anything from you.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

JOKE

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

SMS

  

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.” . 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results not attributes.
  

JOKE 

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

SMS

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”    

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

“I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”  

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

My own definition of leadership is this: The capacity and the will to rally men and women to a common purpose and the character which inspires confidence. 

JOKE  

The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

SMS

PATIENT..Doctor , people keep ignoring me.
DOCTOR...Next please.
 

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the equality of his actions and the integrity of his intent.
  

 JOKE

 The police arrested two men, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fire
crackers. They charged one and let the
other one off.

SMS

There were two cows in a field. One said "moo", the other one said "I was going to say that!"  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The challenge of leadeship is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.  

JOKE

 Wat Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions - Ur Greatest Enemy Fals From 8th Floor, On Ur Brand New Car And U Dont Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry. 

SMS

Two sweet words difficult to say in life:

1. "Hi" for the FIRST time to unknown person.

&

2. "Bye" for the LAST time to loved ones.

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship last long not 

because they're destined to last long.

Relationships last long becouse two brave people made a choice...

To keep it, fight for it, and to work for it.

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked;

leadership is defined by results not attributes.
  

JOKE

 When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.

When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton

in the nose…

SMS

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

The only people who are mad at

you for speaking the truth are people

who are living a lie.

Keep speaking the truth.  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that

there is a genetic factor to leadership.

That’s nonsense; in fact, the

opposite is true.

Leaders are made rather than born.  

JOKE 

 An old man walking along the river bank suddenly

spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man

started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a

man passing by the road shouted back "Will you

ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll

never hear me yelling about it in the street".