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Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Don't compare your new relationship with your old ones, that's unfair to your new partner or unless you want to be single again. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Success goes to those, whose dreams are always alive.
Nothing happens with only wings, it also further requires courage to fly.  

 JOKE

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate

my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a

river.

Do you want fish to cook?