SMS

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work.  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved. He inspires the power and energy to get it done.  

JOKE

A student is talking to his teacher.

Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

  

SMS

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.  

JOKE

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

SMS

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently.

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Leading means running fast enough to keep ahead of your people.  

JOKE

There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

SMS

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. 

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well. 

JOKE

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

  

SMS

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. 

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

To be a leader, you have to make people want to follow you, and nobody wants to follow someone who doesn't know where he is going.  

JOKE

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

SMS

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
 

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example.   

 JOKE

  A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?

A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.

A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.

A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

SMS

Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Don't compare your new relationship with your old ones, that's unfair to your new partner or unless you want to be single again. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Success goes to those, whose dreams are always alive.
Nothing happens with only wings, it also further requires courage to fly.  

 JOKE

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate

my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a

river.

Do you want fish to cook?

SMS

Life is like a coin
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,
Only one side is visible at time,
But remember
other side also waiting for its turn  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Don't compare your new relationship with your old ones, that's unfair to your new partner or unless you want to be single again. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Success goes to those, whose dreams are always alive.
Nothing happens with only wings, it also further requires courage to fly.  

JOKE

 Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.