SMS

 “All successful people have

had plans that failed,
but none have ever failed to plan..”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

JOKE 

A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?

  

SMS

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

JOKE 

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

  

SMS

  

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love--that divine fire which was made to light and warm the temple of home--sometimes burns at unholy altars. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.
  

JOKE

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

JOKE 

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

  

SMS

  

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

When one loves somebody everything is clear -- where to go, what to do -- it all takes care of itself and one doesn't have to ask anybody about anything. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them...Ruling other has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else.

  
JOKE

  

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D

SMS

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and border and salute each other. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.

  

JOKE 

2 man were fixing a bomb in a car.
           1  : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

SMS

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The real leader has no need to lead--
he is content to point the way.

   

JOKE

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,

I Will Marry Ur Sis.

  

SMS

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

We had everything to say to each other, but no ways to say it. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.
   

JOKE

When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(