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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

High sentiments always win in the end, The leaders who offer blood, toil, tears and sweat always get more out of their followers than those who offer safety and a good time. When it comes to the pinch, human beings are heroic.  

JOKES

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the

operation?

B: Yes, of course.

A: Great! I never could before!

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Each successful person has a painful story.
Each painful story has a Successful ending.
Accept the pain and Taste the success.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.  

JOKES

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an

"I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always

put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

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Every failure redirects and opens a new path; every step on the new path, after failure, will turn into success. So the beginning of success starts with failure.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Do something everyday that you don't want to do;
This is the Golder Rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.  

JOKES

 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I

have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give

me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give

you both of them!"

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If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

The best way to appreciate someone is to imagine your life without them.. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

In times of change, learners inherit the Earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.  

JOKES

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees

another very drunk man.

He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or

the moon?"

The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm

a stranger here myself." 

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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

“To lead people, walk beside them … As for the best leaders, the people do not notice their existence. The next best, the people honor and praise. The next, the people fear; and the next, the people hate … When the best leader’s work is done the people say, ‘We did it ourselves!”  

Once it so happened in a flight that,
James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?
James Bond: I am Bond... James Bond....... and you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai ... Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

Bond faints!!!!

SMS

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

“A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.”  

JOKES

Munna Bhai : Thank god i wasn't born in Japan....

Circuit: Why do u say so...?

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Munna Bhai : B'coz, i don't know to speak Japanese..!! !!!!...

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The consequences of today are determined by the actions of the past. To change your future, alter your decisions today.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”  

JOKES

One night a thief had broken into a house. Suddenly while he was stealing a dish fell down making a loud noise. The sound woke up the owners. The owner shouted from his bed, “Who’s there?”

The thief made the sound of a cat,” Mew”.

The owner asked again,” Who’s there?”.

Again the thief made the sound of a cat,” Mew”,” Mew”.

The owner asked again,” Who’s there?”.

Annoyed the thief screamed, “Don’t you hear I am the cat?”

SMS

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

That feelings of love and hate make rational judgments impossible in public affairs, as in private affairs, we can clearly enough see in others, though not so clearly in ourselves. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

“A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.”  

JOKES

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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