SMS

“All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail..”
  

JOKE

  A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.

"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

SMS

  

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.
  

JOKE

  

 A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

  

  Husband to wife: I invited my friend for lunch.
Wife: What the whole home is in mesh.
Husband: I wanted to show him all this. because he wanted to marry.

SMS

“The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance..”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

  A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's. 

a

SMS

“Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats. ”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE 

 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

  

SMS

“The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.” 

  

 LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Good relationships are like trees

They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

 JOKE

 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did. 

SMS

“The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

  What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" 

  

SMS

“Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Good relationships are like trees

They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE 

 Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory.

SMS

  

“Nice definition of ‘TODAY.
.
T – This is an

O – Opportunity to

D – Do

A – A work, better than

Y -Yesterday..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE 

 Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory.

SMS

“Every king was once crying baby,
& every building was once a map..
.
its not important what u r today..
but where u reach tomorrow.. = ).”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship is like a violin,
Music may stop now n then,
But strings are attached forever.
So if u r in touch or not,
U r always remembered. . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “There is great comfort and inspiration in the feeling of close human relationships and its bearing on our mutual fortunes – a powerful force, to overcome the “tough breaks” which are certain to come to most of us from time to time.  All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.”
   

JOKE

  

Santa orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.