Monday, January 27, 2014


SMS

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”
  

JOKE

 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

Saturday, January 25, 2014


SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 "True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  


joke 
  
 A Funny husband was returning home after cremating his wife.


He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Funny Husband thinks: She must have reached there.




SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

  In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in  accidents.

Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
2 lives.

Howz that possible?
.
.
.
.
.
.
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He did not go to job today.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014


SMS


“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS


"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
 

JOKE
  
 Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Funny Short Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


Saturday, January 18, 2014


SMS

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 “The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on..”
  


JOKE 


 Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?
Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Saturday, July 27, 2013


SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things..  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 
  
 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

 JOKE 


After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.


Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D



Thursday, June 27, 2013


SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

 LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

JOKE 

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


Saturday, June 22, 2013


SMS

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.
 

JOKES
  
 School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?


Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt  holidays! 

Thursday, June 20, 2013


SMS

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.
”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
“People are islands,' she said. 'They don't really touch. However close they are, they're really quite separate. Even if they've been married for fifty years.”  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Good leaders have a servant’s heart. To some, the term servant implies low respect; Jesus equated servanthood with greatness. Long-term respect does not come from status or ability – it is earned by serving those you are called to lead.
  

JOKE


 Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My  Dog"
is exactly the same as  your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!



  

Wednesday, June 19, 2013


SMS

 Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
“Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.” 
  
LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
Good leaders are people of integrity. Leaders are held to the highest standards, because a significant part of their job is to teach these standards to others. Hypocrisy is one of the biggest pitfalls of leadership. The hypocrite loses all credibility.
  

 JOKE


Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?

Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps
and be a policeman.

Teacher: I didn't know your father was a
policeman.

Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!



Tuesday, June 18, 2013


SMS

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 "The end of a relationship is not always a failure. Sometimes all the love in the world is not enough to save something. In these cases, it is not a matter of fault from either person. Some things cannot be, it's as simple as that.” 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 Good leaders have integrity. Integrity is simply about being real at all times, even when no one is watching. This means strictly adhering to your moral principles at all times. Leaders who say one thing and do another lower trust and destroy the cohesiveness of the team.
  

JOKE

  I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.

Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.


Monday, June 17, 2013


SMS

 "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."    


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words.” 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS  
  
 The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. It’s got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.
  
 JOKE 


Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!




SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE 

 A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.
Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

Sunday, June 16, 2013


SMS

 “Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 
  
LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”


JOKE 

 Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Funny Short Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


Friday, June 14, 2013


SMS
  
Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Every couple needs to argue now and then. Just to prove that the relationship is strong enough to survive. Long-term relationships, the ones that matter, are all about weathering the peaks and the valleys.”  


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS


A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops. 

JOKE

Two goldfish in a bowl Talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?


Thursday, June 13, 2013


SMS

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

“Why is it," he said, one time, at the subway entrance, "I feel I've known you so many years?"
"Because I like you," she said, "and I don't want anything from you.” 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.


JOKE

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013


SMS

  
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.” . 
  
LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results not attributes.
  

JOKE 


"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!