Monday, January 27, 2014


SMS

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”
  

JOKE

 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

Saturday, January 25, 2014


SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 "True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  


joke 
  
 A Funny husband was returning home after cremating his wife.


He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Funny Husband thinks: She must have reached there.




SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

  In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in  accidents.

Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
2 lives.

Howz that possible?
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He did not go to job today.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014


SMS


“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”  

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS


"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
 

JOKE
  
 Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Funny Short Man: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


Saturday, January 18, 2014


SMS

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 “The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on..”
  


JOKE 


 Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?
Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.