SMS

  

“All successful people have
had plans that failed,
but none have ever failed to plan..”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
   

JOKE

A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?

SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

   If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 

  

JOKE 

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

  

SMS

  

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

When one loves somebody everything is clear -- where to go, what to do -- it all takes care of itself and one doesn't have to ask anybody about anything. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them...Ruling other has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else.

  

JOKE 

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”
 

JOKE 

  

 Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Priest: So that they will love you.

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”
 

JOKE 

  

 Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Priest: So that they will love you.

SMS

“All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail..”
  

JOKE 

 A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.

The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.

The Englishman was glad to have a drink.

"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."

The Englishman drank gratefully.

"But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.

"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

SMS

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”
  

JOKE

 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

SMS

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.
  

JOKE

 A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

SMS

“Every king was once crying baby,
& every building was once a map..
.
its not important what u r today..
but where u reach tomorrow.. = ).”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship is like a violin,
Music may stop now n then,
But strings are attached forever.
So if u r in touch or not,
U r always remembered. . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 “There is great comfort and inspiration in the feeling of close human relationships and its bearing on our mutual fortunes – a powerful force, to overcome the “tough breaks” which are certain to come to most of us from time to time.  All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.”
 

JOKE

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.