SMS

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love--that divine fire which was made to light and warm the temple of home--sometimes burns at unholy altars. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.
  

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

SMS

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

JOKE 

 

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

  

 Santa to Driver: Why have you increased speed of car?

Driver: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

  

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE 

 A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.

Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
 

JOKE

 Husband asked her wife: Can you survive in this small income.
Wife to husband: Sure i am, what about you?

Wife to husband: If i climb the mount everest what you will do???
Husband: Push.

  

SMS

“Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats. ”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

SMS 

“Nice definition of ‘TODAY.
.
T – This is an

O – Opportunity to

D – Do

A – A work, better than

Y -Yesterday..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Good relationships are like trees

They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
 

 JOKE

 Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

SMS

“Every king was once crying baby,
& every building was once a map..
.
its not important what u r today..
but where u reach tomorrow.. = ).”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship is like a violin,
Music may stop now n then,
But strings are attached forever.
So if u r in touch or not,
U r always remembered. . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “There is great comfort and inspiration in the feeling of close human relationships and its bearing on our mutual fortunes – a powerful force, to overcome the “tough breaks” which are certain to come to most of us from time to time.  All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.”
 

JOKE 

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.