SMS

“All successful people have
had plans that failed,
but none have ever failed to plan..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

 JOKE

A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?

SMS

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

JOKE

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

SMS

  

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS 

Love--that divine fire which was made to light and warm the temple of home--sometimes burns at unholy altars. 

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

  

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.

   

 JOKE

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS 

 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

 JOKE 

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

SMS

“A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.”
  

JOKE 

 A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

SMS

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”
  

JOKE

 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

SMS

  

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

  “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”

  

JOKE 

 Once husband and wife had fight. And they are not talking to each other.

Husband left one note in his table. Besides we had a fight. Woke me up at 5.

Next day husband woke up at 8.

And note was there on the table.

Wake up it is 5 O clock.

  

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

 

 Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

  

SMS

“Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats. ”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

SMS

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love--that divine fire which was made to light and warm the temple of home--sometimes burns at unholy altars. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.
  

JOKE 

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!