SMS

“All successful people have
had plans that failed,
but none have ever failed to plan..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
   

JOKE

 A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?

SMS

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

  

JOKE

 

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

  

SMS

  

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

   

Love--that divine fire which was made to light and warm the temple of home--sometimes burns at unholy altars. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.

JOKE

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things..  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 

  

JOKE 

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

  

SMS

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”   

  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

When one loves somebody everything is clear -- where to go, what to do -- it all takes care of itself and one doesn't have to ask anybody about anything. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them...Ruling other has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else.

  

JOKE 

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”
  

JOKE

  

 Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Priest: So that they will love you.

SMS

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on..”
  

JOKE

  

 Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

 

SMS

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”
  

JOKE

 Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

SMS

  

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

   “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”

  

 JOKE 

  

 Once husband and wife had fight. And they are not talking to each other.

Husband left one note in his table. Besides we had a fight. Woke me up at 5.

Next day husband woke up at 8.

And note was there on the table.

Wake up it is 5 O clock.

SMS

  

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

  

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

   “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”

  

 JOKE 

  

 Once husband and wife had fight. And they are not talking to each other.

Husband left one note in his table. Besides we had a fight. Woke me up at 5.

Next day husband woke up at 8.

And note was there on the table.

Wake up it is 5 O clock.

SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  

JOKE

  

  Husband to wife: I invited my friend for lunch.
Wife: What the whole home is in mesh.
Husband: I wanted to show him all this. because he wanted to marry.

  

SMS

“The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance..”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
   

JOKE

 A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's

milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: An elephant's. 

  

SMS

“Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats. ”   

 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
   

JOKE 

 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

SMS

“The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.” 

   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did. 

SMS

“Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life .

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
 

JOKE

  

 Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,

"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

SMS

“Nice definition of ‘TODAY.
.
T – This is an

O – Opportunity to

D – Do

A – A work, better than

Y -Yesterday..”   

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life .

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
 

JOKE

 Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|