Sunday, December 30, 2012


SMS


“All successful people have
had plans that failed,
but none have ever failed to plan..”   
  

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS


Love will not serve those who do not live for her, and in her, and to whom she is not the breath of life. 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS


 Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  

JOKE


A: Why are all those people running?

B: They are running a race to get a cup.

A: Who will get the cup?

B: The person who wins.

A: Then why are all the others running?



Thursday, December 27, 2012


SMS

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
Love is jealous that any should come before her, or after. She would be all in all. If a man will trust her and live in her, he shall know all things.. 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 
  

 JOKE


After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.


Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D



Sunday, September 23, 2012


SMS

“All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail..”
  

JOKE


  A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."


Friday, September 21, 2012


SMS
  
“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment..”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes."  

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.
  

JOKE

  
 A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?


Wednesday, September 19, 2012


SMS

“Life has a value only when it has something valuable as its object.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes." 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.”
  
JOKE

  
  Husband to wife: I invited my friend for lunch.
Wife: What the whole home is in mesh.
Husband: I wanted to show him all this. because he wanted to marry.


Monday, September 10, 2012


SMS

“The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance..”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE


  A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's. 


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Saturday, September 8, 2012


SMS

“Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats. ”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

  “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE 


 Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 


  



SMS

“The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.” 

  
 LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 



LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

 JOKE

 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did. 



Friday, September 7, 2012


SMS

“The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.”   
 

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE

  What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" 


  


Thursday, September 6, 2012


SMS

“Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

 Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS
  
 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE 


 Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory.



Wednesday, September 5, 2012


SMS
  
“Nice definition of ‘TODAY.
.
T – This is an

O – Opportunity to

D – Do

A – A work, better than

Y -Yesterday..”   


LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
  
Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life . 


LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS


 “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know; the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who

will have sought and found how to serve.”
  

JOKE
 


 Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?


"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?


Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory.